Aaaand...here's another one! XD
To Happily Kill
Sentinel and Charon were celebrating a snowy Valentine's Day together. Sentinel had cooked a dreadful dinner and they ate in the closet by candlelight.
"My darling," Charon said, stroking Sentinel's toe, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Sentinel. "It is but a crazy token of my ridiculous love."
Sentinel opened the box. Inside was a cold pipe! He gazed at it seductively. Then he gazed at Charon seductively. "It's dark," Sentinel said. "Come here and let me kill you."
Just then, a loquacious crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a dead man who's been dug out of his grave at midnight.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an idiotic voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Charon read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other furiously as the crone cackled some more. Sentinel's finger began to tremble. Then Charon shrugged, pulled out a computer, and hit the crone on her nose. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Sentinel said and kissed Charon willingly. "This is a dorky Valentine's Day!"
They hideously burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they killed each other all night long.
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....OMG. XD The implications are staggering.
To die for
Majo showed me this mad-lib drabble maker thing, which is here. I decided to try it with Sentinel and Charon...and now those two want to kill me. HA! XD
A Loquacious Day To Kill
Sentinel stepped hideously out into the idiotic sunshine, and admired Charon's toe. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a snowy sight."
Charon climbed off the blood and walked willingly across the grass to greet his lover. Sentinel patted Charon on the nose and then tried to kill him furiously, but without success.
"That's all right," Charon said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not dorky," Sentinel. "Not as dorky as the time we killed in the closet."
Charon nodded happily. "We were crazy back in those days."
"Our fingers were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sentinel said. "Everything seems ridiculous and cold when you're young."
"Of course," Charon said. "But now we're dreadful, we can still have fun. If we go about it seductively."
"Seductively?" Sentinel said . "But how?"
"With this," Charon said and held out a dark computer. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kill."Sentinel swallowed the computer at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kill seductively. They killed like a dead man who's been dug out of his grave at midnight. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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You can tell the mad-libs' for lovers, can't you?^_^;;;
Status report
Health: Well as can be expected. Feel a lot like exercising.
Mood: Rather ill. Tempered, that is.
Finance: ...I think I'm being gypped out of a check. Am not going to take this sitting down.
Projects (writing): 8 pages done for someone's b-day present. Various immortal AUs including Ademas 65 and the one about the Vessel, was told that perhaps I had too many AUs. Thought about it and decided that if CLAMP could do it, so could I. Feel a nagging desire to type up those older Sesshoumaru and Rin stories. Trying to forget that YnO and all those old immortal stories are STILL hanging over me.
Projects (art): Want to draw Oreg from Patricia Briggs' Dragon Bones and Dragon Blood, decently this time around and with color. Yeah right. Also feel strange urge to draw Loki (NOT from MaLoki), because I saw something called MythQuest on TV today and their Loki was ugly as sin. Well, not really, but he wasn't dashingly handsome either.
Projects (reading): Trying to read the original version of Journey to the West, I'm on page 5. It's pathetic. Trying to forget the box of books that I'm going to make myself read, eventually. Is being forced by sister to read Doomsday Book, which I imagine I will like once I work up energy to get past page 4. Really want to just curl up and read more Agatha Christie.
Things to look forward to: My j-drama, Border, is due to arrive tomorrow. My friend Marya is inviting me over for dinner, also tomorrow. My friend Majo is coming over in a month. A Sesshoumaru and Rin filler episode will air in two weeks.
Things that I don't look forward to but have to do anyway: Buy Broadway tickets. Somehow. Ask dad when the heck the bathroom will be fixed. Buy my sister's b-day present. Clean the freakin' kitchen.
